While it should come as news to absolutely no one that Sony is readying Dan Brown's Angels and Demons (IMDb) for the big screen (Would it surprise anyone if Dan Brown's grocery list fetched an eight figure deal?), what might come as a shock is the price paid to screenwriter Akiva Goldsman. That price, $4,000,000, is a new record for a "for hire" project, and ties the payday Shane Black received for "The Long Kiss Goodnight" (IMDb) for most money ever paid to a screenwriter for a single writer credit. Goldsman secured this filthy lucre despite tepid (read hostile) reviews of his adaptation of The Da Vinci Code (IMDb). With this record-setting paycheck, and kudos from the ever-fawning LA Times column "Scriptland," does this signal a new golden age of screenwriting? Not according to this LA Weekly article "Screenwriters in the Shit". It's articles like this that make me want to move to the sticks and take up animal husbandry.