The Boy Who Mattered

February 16, 2015 | 1 book mentioned

Not sure why Harry Potter shares the fruits of his heroism? Upset that Hermione doesn’t end up with tons of cash? Well, then you should sit down with Ayn Rand’s version of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, helpfully published at The Toast by Mallory Ortberg.

is a staff writer for The Millions. He lives in New York.