Annals of Japery

November 24, 2010

The Hot Stove Report: A Parody 3


Now that the 2010 season has ended, it’s time to look at the off-season transactions that will shape next year’s division rivalries and pennant races.  Here, then, are a few of baseball’s most notable available free agents.

September 28, 2010

T-Shirts I Have Known 4


Remembering vanished shirts is a somewhat wistful thing. Each one means so much, yet each will disappear.

September 27, 2010

Bulletin: Interview with Tom McCarthy, General Secretary, INS 8


This arboreal carnage seemed fitting, however, prior to a meeting with a man who teaches a class on Catastrophe, and who founded the International Necronautical Society, whose mission is to “map, enter, colonise and, eventually, inhabit” the space of death.

August 27, 2010

Again, I Ask: Are Picture Books Leading Our Children Astray? 12


The next time you’re in the supermarket, inspect a box of Alpha-Bits. What you’ll find in that milk-splashed bowl will shake you to your core.

August 11, 2010

Fourth-Grade Summer Reading: Portnoy’s Complaint 9


Portnoy complained about EVERYTHING. I probably should’ve picked Diary of A Wimpy Kid.

April 29, 2010

Are Picture Books Leading Our Children Astray? 19


It’s now widely believed that Outbreak, the 1995 Dustin Hoffman Ebola thriller, was at least partially inspired by Caps For Sale.

April 13, 2010

The Road: A Comedic Translation (Part 5) 1


Yes, said the nameless man to the nameless child, gazing out at the ruin caused by some massive anonymous catastrophe. Thats how we keep things interesting.

March 15, 2010

The Road: A Comedic Translation (Part 4) 2


Their ravenous mouths were sandwichless, the frail lie exposed. A cracked and empty cicadashell. The new world gray and skeletonboned, heavy with reckoning. No barrelpickles anywhere, not even Polish dills.

March 1, 2010

Happily Ever After: Husband and Wife discuss “The Bachelor” 1


My question to you is why does “The Bachelor” — a show with a largely female audience — continue to enforce these sexist stereotypes of what a women can (and in some cases, should) be?

January 20, 2010

The Road: A Comedic Translation (Part 3) 5


I dont know, the man said, and it was truth. He didnt know where all the apostrophes had gone.