Articles by Nick Moran
December 3, 2016
Consider me your alien man-slug, obsessively slinking deeper down into the cavern of insanity, fixated only on complete submergence into all things Sunshine.
October 11, 2016
‘The Sellout’ rocketed up our Top Ten this month, jumping from ninth position all the way up to third.
August 12, 2016
The real mover in July was Annie Proulx’s Barkskins, which climbed three spots from tenth to seventh, a rise no doubt attributable to Claire Cameron’s strong endorsement in her “Summer Reading List for Wretched Assholes Who Prefer to Wallow in Someone Else’s Misery.”
July 14, 2016
The ideal Florida Man story involves a woman named Crystal Metheny firing a missile into a car, while a South Florida Man story involves bodybuilding ex-soldiers getting their international Molly ring busted because of a pornstar’s temper tantrum.
June 10, 2016
I love The Millions because the site’s readers do things like buy tons of copies of The Big Green Tent, Ludmila Ulitskaya’s doorstop of a book about Soviet dissidents.
May 6, 2016
If you’re reading this, you survived to bear witness as Donald Trump became the Grand Old Party’s official presidential candidate.