For the most part, the scariest thing you can do in a choose your own adventure book is choose to enter a cave. At The Toast, Mallory Ortberg shows us what choose your own adventure would’ve looked like if it were historically accurate. “It is daytime. Turn to page 19. Page 19: You have died in childbirth.”
Page 19: You have died in childbirth
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It is daytime. Turn to page 19.
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It is daytime. Turn to page 19.
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It is daytime. Turn to page 19.
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It is daytime. Turn to page 19.
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