Choose Your Own Adventure Real Talk

April 24, 2014

For the most part, the scariest thing you can do in a choose your own adventure book is choose to enter a cave. At The Toast, Mallory Ortberg shows us what choose your own adventure would’ve looked like if it were historically accurate. “It is daytime. Turn to page 19. Page 19: You have died in childbirth.”

is an associate editor for The Millions and an editor in Atlanta. She tweets at @temalone.