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The Squirrels Are Coming!

By posted at 11:00 am on September 5, 2013 1

Whether they’re “coordinat[ing] kamikaze attacks on the power grid,” “damaging [a nuclear missile] base’s physical infrastructure,” or even just water-skiing, I feel that it must be said unequivocally: I for one welcome our new squirrel overlords.





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One Response to “The Squirrels Are Coming!”

  1. Maureen Murphy
    at 11:03 am on September 5, 2013

    “I feel that it must be said unequivocally: I for one welcome our new squirrel overlords.”

    Thanks for making my morning. Mr. Moran, you are hilarious.

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