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Take the Proust Questionnaire, Discover Your Secret Affinities With Creepy People

By Garth Risk Hallberg posted at 6:53 pm on October 14, 2009 8

I can think of no more disturbing way to waste your time than to take “The Proust Questionnaire.” Celebrities most like me: Barbara Walters and Karl Rove.



  


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8 Responses to “Take the Proust Questionnaire, Discover Your Secret Affinities With Creepy People”

  1. poopship
    at 10:19 am on October 15, 2009

    Tom Waits and Ray Charles, Bitches!

  2. C. Max Magee
    at 10:21 am on October 15, 2009

    Mine was Johnny Cash. I’ll take that.

  3. Edan Lepucki
    at 12:38 pm on October 15, 2009

    Arnold Schwarzenegger.

  4. Sara B.
    at 2:05 pm on October 15, 2009

    92.79% Joan Didion, one of my personal heroes. Thanks for drawing my attention to this, it was fun!

  5. Lydia Kiesling
    at 2:21 pm on October 15, 2009

    I got Brian Wilson and Sonny Rollins. What does this mean?

    Oh man, Garth. Karl Rove!

  6. Garth Risk Hallberg
    at 2:56 pm on October 15, 2009

    Lydia: I think it was when I said my chosen death would be to be eaten by a shark.

    I am insanely jealous of Brian Wilson and Sonny Rollings. I think I’m going to take this thing again, but take it seriously.

  7. Michelle Kerns
    at 5:06 pm on October 15, 2009

    No way, Mr. Hallberg — Barbara Walters and Karl Rove were mine, too. Maybe you and I are twins that were separated at birth.

  8. Peter
    at 11:42 pm on October 15, 2009

    Karl Rove and Bill O’Reilly

    disturbing to say the least

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